God is a Pornstar

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

The angels are glad to put out.

 

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

Thomas himself wouldn’t doubt.

 

He won’t leave you hanging.

He’s continually banging

and throbbing through your Sacred Parts.

He’ll pound and He’ll thrust

with His just, holy lust.

He’s balls deep in your rapturous heart.

 

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

Jesus was hung like this.

 

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

Feel His holey, immaculate fist

.

With His strong right arm

He can do no harm.

A handy lay if ever there was.

He’ll turn the lube into wine

so we can have a good time.

Hallelujah, you’re bound to get buzzed.

 

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

A Threeway alone with Himself.

 

God is a pornstar.

God is a pornstar.

Oh Physician, fuck Thyself.

 

It’s lip-service time

but don’t worry with rhyme.

Your platitudes won’t pay the fee.

Let Holy Ghost come

while you’re speaking in tongues.

Swallow this in remembrance of me.

 

 

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